the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!