the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!