The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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to make asians smart

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!