The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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to make asians smart

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to sit

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to speak only one language

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!