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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons
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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.
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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute
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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything
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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern
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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.
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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.
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The power to read terms and conditions
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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.
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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.
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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.
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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about
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The power to grammar.
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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.
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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...
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The power to have any pointless power you want
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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!
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The power to get arrested
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The power to become yourself
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!