The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!