The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!