The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to scare female plants.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to understand math.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to not do it.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!