The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to be in AA.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to die

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!