The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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the power... to read this

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!