The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be normal.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to die at will.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!