The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have a power

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!