the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to not exist.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to become demented

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to never get spam

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!