The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to have a power

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!