Balls.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power of being republican

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to die

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!