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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!