the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to see stuff

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To pee standing up.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!