The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to die

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!