The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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swear words -jesse

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to die at will

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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Lactokinesis

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!