The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the ability to spell wrong

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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NMR Vision

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to jerk off

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!