The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to die.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to poop standing up

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!