The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!