The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to piss flames.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to never stop shitting.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to be powerless

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!