for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!