the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to commit crime.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!