The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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to make asians smart

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Grass eating

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!