The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!