The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!