To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn wine into water

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!