The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!