The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to always hug people

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to get married

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!