The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be a snail

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The power to create shit

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!