The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to Power

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to misspell

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!