The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to see all things visible

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to turn into random objects

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!