The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to have a power.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!