the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!