The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to fart snot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!