The power of hindsight

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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captain obvious

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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boo

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!