The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!