The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!