The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to become demented

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!