the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to piss people off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!