The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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power to fart through your mouth

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!