The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to walk on two legs

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!