The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!