The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!