The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to change your weight

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!