The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to not be able to get powers

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sexy

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to see through water

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The power to rape your mom.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!