The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!