Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!