The power to shit in your eye

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!