the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to predict the present

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!