The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!