The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power of being republican

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!