The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!