An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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boo

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to die

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!