The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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make youself dumb

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!