The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to never get spam

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to plank

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!