The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to have hindsight.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!