The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!