The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to rotten food.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Black power

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to be dead

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!