the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!