The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to lick your own back...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!