The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to bleed

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!