The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to die at will.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!