The power to make lipstick fly

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!