the powre to spel

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!