The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to troll.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to silence explosions.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!