The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!