The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to die in one second

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to breathe

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!