the power to see the present

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to write a country song

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!