the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!