The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!