the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power spite flower

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!