The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to release the bogus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!