The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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meh.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to troll yourself

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!