The ability to be poor for life

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to to think less

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!