The power to be powerless

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to think with your mind only

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!