the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to create shit

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!