The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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power to breathe

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!