the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!