Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!