The Power to fart glitter

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to predict the present

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!