The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!