The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Being a freemason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!