The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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the ability to hear yourself think

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!