the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!