The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!