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The power to see through glass walls.
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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless
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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.
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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.
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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.
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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)
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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period
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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...
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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to have a small penis
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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The power to transform into air.
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power to kill dead ppl.
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the ability to see fairy's
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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight
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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.
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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!