- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

The ability to change races.

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

the ability to become black.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to look into the past

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to be a dick.

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers