the power to be forever alone

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to like this power

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power to fart through your mouth

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!