the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to troll yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!