The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -775

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

thumb_up thumb_down +762

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power of not knowing the future

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

thumb_up thumb_down +177

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power of mind controlling...yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

thumb_up thumb_down -213

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

thumb_up thumb_down -599

the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

thumb_up thumb_down +208

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

the power to speak only in binary

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!