the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to say you have no power

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!