The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!