The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The ability to piss flames.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!