The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to divide by 0

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the power to make food shrimp.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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make youself dumb

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to create powers

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to teleport small dogs

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!