The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!