The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!