The power to die

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!