THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of exact change

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to do nothing.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!