The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power rangers

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!