The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!