The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!