the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to Hi

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!