The power of being pointless

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

anything Aquaman does

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to win the crying game

The ability to smell colors

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to speak only one language

The power to control your own mind.

the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!