The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to fail

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!