The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to have no power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to have a power

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!