The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The powers of a burnt face

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!