the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to see through glass.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!