the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!