the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!