The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die on command

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Batman

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!