The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to be a snail

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to die

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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meh.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!