The ability to crap barbed wire

thumb_up thumb_down +183

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

thumb_up thumb_down -245

the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

thumb_up thumb_down +158

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -232

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to change a food to the exact same food

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to teleport to the south pole.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -664

The ability to sense cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -211

the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

thumb_up thumb_down +187

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

thumb_up thumb_down +89

i want my mum

thumb_up thumb_down -311

The ability to read one's own mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The ability to shrink your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -44

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down +131

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!