The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!