The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!