the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Meatvision.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to turn retarted

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to exist

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!