The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be yourself.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!