The power to breathe

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to sleep during day

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!