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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5
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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.
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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.
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Wait this isn't pornhub!?
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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.
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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.
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The power to die everytime you pee
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the power to run in slow motion
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.
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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's
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The ability to fart inwards.
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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
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The power to be a GOD with your imagination
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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language
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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.
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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.
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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to predict the past.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!