The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power of the succulent game

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!