The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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to make asians smart

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!