The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power of being yourself

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to see through glass

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!