The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to die at will.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to plank

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!