The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to snore.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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NMR Vision

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to breath Oxygen

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swear words -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!