The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!