The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to see through air

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the power to become pointless

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Acid tears.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to breathe

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!