The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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To stab Djones

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to speak braille.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!