The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to grab a cats face

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!