The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be french.

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The power to rape your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!