The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be powerless

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to even

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to think of powers

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the ability to hover

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to lick your own elbow

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!