The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The power to do nothing

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!