the power to morph into yourself

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the power to go on this website

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to to think less

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to smell poop

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to see into the present

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!