The power to eat socks

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to rotten food.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to get fat in America

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to see in black and white at will.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!