The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to poke

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power drown in water

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to have a power

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!