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the power to get fat in America
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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner
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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet
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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.
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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month
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The power to ejaculate needles.
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.
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the power to pee while brushing your teeth
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The power to ejaculate at command
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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.
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The ability to turn Barack Obama white
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The power to see in black and white at will.
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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.
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the ability to spin gold into straw
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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.
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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.
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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.
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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!
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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.
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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!