The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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hey

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the power to not have a power

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to like this power

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!