The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to be powerless.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!