The power to like this power

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

The power to kill any conversation you have.

The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

The Ability to "Tighten up"

the power to fit through a vagina

The ability have sex with Betty White

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

The power to see through air.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to sugar a limpet

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

the power to bi ugly

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!