the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to start time.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Stop clapping

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!