the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to die at will.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to do nothing

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to die....

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The power... to move you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!