the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to die when you get old

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to die at will

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!