The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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LIME

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to have a power.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!