the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to science.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!