The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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to do nothing

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!