The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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boo

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to write on cellophane

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to have no powers.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!