The power to see through glass

The power to be buried at sea

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

the power to murder Joey and get away with it

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to not get shit d*ck

the power to turn coke into pepsi

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The Power to Die if you are dead

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!