the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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Smoke vision

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to potato.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!