the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to think.

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The ability to clean

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be black.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!