the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!