The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to float for half a second

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!