Immunity to medication

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!