Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

the ability to see fairy's

The ability to float for half a second

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!