the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to watch tv

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to predict the present

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!