The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!