the power to walk on land.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to like any show

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!