The power of love

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to have no powers

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!