The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to only fart in public

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!