The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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Grass eating

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to see through water

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!