Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Warm vision

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!