The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to troll yourself

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!