The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!