The ability to only fart in public

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!