the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!