The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!