The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!