The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to hovertate

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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meh.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to troll yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!