The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to die at will

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!