the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The abilty to go through water.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fly....underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!