The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to die in one second

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The power drown in water

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!