The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!