The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!